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Old F*ckers Club Lifetime Member Double-Sided Collector Coin
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DOUBLE-SIDED
A BADGE YOU HAVE TO EARN
Not Old.
Still Kicking.
Some men get older. Others collect better stories, stronger opinions and absolutely no interest in acting their age.
The Old F*ckers Club Lifetime Member Coin is a funny double-sided collector piece made for the man who has earned every laugh, scar and story behind the title.
Two-Sided Attitude
A different statement on each side.
No Sizing Required
An easy gift without the guesswork.
Instant Conversation Starter
Made to be noticed, laughed at and remembered.
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Growing older was mandatory.
Growing boring was never part of the deal.
A pocket-sized membership badge for men who are still laughing, still raising a glass and definitely still kicking.
TWO SIDES. ONE ATTITUDE.
There Is No Boring Side
Turn it over and the joke keeps going. Each side carries its own message while keeping the same vintage club-badge character.
01
THE FRONT
100% Bitter
OLD F*CKERS CLUB
LIFETIME MEMBER
LIFETIME MEMBER
A bold lifetime membership badge for the man who has stopped pretending to care what everyone else thinks.
02
THE REVERSE
100% Attitude
STILL KICKING
NO RULES, NO FILTERS
NO RULES, NO FILTERS
Flip it over for the perfect reminder that age may add years, but it does not have to remove the attitude.
SMALL ENOUGH TO CARRY
Built to Be Held,
Displayed and Passed Around
Keep it in a pocket, place it on a desk, display it near the bar or hand it to a friend who has officially earned membership.
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Detailed Double-Sided Artwork
Raised-style lettering, decorative borders and separate artwork on both sides.
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Vintage Collector Appearance
Warm antique-bronze styling gives it the look of a club badge that has already lived a few stories.
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Easy to Display or Carry
A compact keepsake for a desk, shelf, bar, pocket or collector display.
THE GIFT THAT GETS AN IMMEDIATE LAUGH
For the Man Who Already Has Everything
No sizing. No complicated instructions. Just a memorable gift with exactly the right amount of attitude.
Birthdays
Especially the milestone birthdays he keeps pretending are not a big deal.
Drinking Buddies
Give the whole crew their own lifetime membership badge.
Retirement
A fitting tribute for the man who has finally earned the right to do absolutely nothing.
Father’s Day
For dads, grandpas, husbands and uncles with a good sense of humor.
Club & Crew Gifts
A fun addition to reunions, garage nights, road trips and get-togethers.
Just Because
Sometimes the best gifts do not need a serious reason.
MORE THAN ANOTHER THROWAWAY GIFT
He Will Laugh at It.
Then Keep It.
The best funny gifts do more than get a quick reaction. They become part of the desk, shelf or bar—and bring the story back every time someone notices them.
“I saw this and immediately knew exactly who deserved it.”
ONE FOR HIM—or ONE FOR THE WHOLE CREW
Choose the Pack That Fits the Occasion
Get one as a personal gift or choose a multi-pack for birthdays, retirement parties, reunions and the friends who have earned lifetime membership together.
QUESTIONS BEFORE JOINING?
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the coin double-sided? +
Yes. One side features “Old F*ckers Club” and the reverse side
features “Still Kicking,” giving each side a different design
and message.
Is it real currency? +
No. This is a decorative collector coin and is not legal tender.
Who is this coin suitable for? +
It is designed as a humorous gift for dads, grandpas, husbands,
uncles, coworkers, retirees, veterans, bikers, drinking buddies
and longtime friends with a good sense of humor.
Can I order more than one? +
Yes. Use the pack selector near the top of the page to choose
the quantity that best fits your gift or group.
Will the finish look exactly the same on every coin? +
The coin uses an antique-style finish. Minor variations in
lighting and finish may appear slightly different from photos.
LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES
He Has Earned the Stories.
Now Give Him the Badge.
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