{"product_id":"third-leg-tee","title":"Third Leg Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Third Leg Tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who wants to brag about something without technically saying a word. Black tee, downward arrow, three words you can't unhear. If you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with confidence to spare and a very specific sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt that shows up to the barbecue and immediately becomes the main character. It pairs well with board shorts, a cold beer, and the complete inability to read a room. Or the ability. Honestly, it works either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (because third legs come in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't bail on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack. The only color that matches this energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has ever made the joke, this is their shirt. Bachelor parties, birthdays, that Secret Santa where you want to get permanently banned from the gift exchange. The Third Leg Tee does the heavy lifting so you don't have to write a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt actually have an arrow pointing down?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. A big one. Pointing exactly where you think it's pointing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Third Leg Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Relaxed unisex fit, so it works on everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Wash it normally and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e\n{\n  \"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\",\n  \"@type\": \"FAQPage\",\n  \"mainEntity\": [\n    {\n      \"@type\": \"Question\",\n      \"name\": \"Does this shirt actually have an arrow pointing down?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n        \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n        \"text\": \"Yes. A big one. Pointing exactly where you think it's pointing.\"\n      }\n    },\n    {\n      \"@type\": \"Question\",\n      \"name\": \"What sizes does the Third Leg Tee come in?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n        \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n        \"text\": \"S through 4XL. Relaxed unisex fit, so it works on everybody.\"\n      }\n    },\n    {\n      \"@type\": \"Question\",\n      \"name\": \"Will the print fade after washing?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n        \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n        \"text\": \"No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Wash it normally and it holds up.\"\n      }\n    },\n    {\n      \"@type\": \"Question\",\n      \"name\": \"Is this shirt appropriate for work?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n        \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n        \"text\": \"That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.\"\n      }\n    }\n  ]\n}\n\u003c\/script\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":44024305811499,"sku":"Third-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":44024305844267,"sku":"Third-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":44024305877035,"sku":"Third-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44024305909803,"sku":"Third-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44024305942571,"sku":"Third-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44024305975339,"sku":"Third-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44024306008107,"sku":"Third-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/2726\/2763\/files\/03114a2c33c9960f6e7051db4b798935.png?v=1777751857","url":"https:\/\/luxlue.shop\/products\/third-leg-tee","provider":"luxlue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}