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This is the shirt you throw on when you want everyone at the cookout to know exactly where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can handle whatever you spill on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (room for poor life choices and snacks)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're not an animal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds its color longer than you hold your liquor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with bad decisions and a complete lack of shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for anyone who scares you a little at parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who says \"one more round\" at 2 AM and means it. The coworker who has a flask \"for emergencies.\" Just don't give it to someone currently working a program. Read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric fibers, so the design holds up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an appropriate gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, it's a perfect gift. For the wrong person, it's an HR complaint. 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