{"product_id":"lower-teacher-salary-tee","title":"Lower Teacher Salary Tee (White)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Lower Teacher Salary tee is Unethical Threads saying the quiet part loud (the wrong quiet part, on purpose). For the people who looked at a teacher's paycheck and thought it was too generous. Dark humor printed on heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTeachers, mostly. The same ones grading papers at 11 PM for the salary equivalent of a seasonal barista position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey've earned the right to be sarcastic about it. If you've ever sat through a school board budget meeting, you already know why this shirt exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than a teacher's annual raise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, classic cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors outlast the average school budget cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk, because at least something in education shouldn't keep getting smaller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a teacher?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's the best gift you can give a teacher that isn't a living wage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for teacher appreciation week, end-of-year gifts, or just reminding your favorite educator that you see them. Skip the apple mug. Get them something that actually makes them laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Lower Teacher Salary shirt making fun of teachers?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's making fun of the idea that teachers are overpaid. The joke only works because the concept is absurd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG (direct to garment) printed, not screen printed or iron-on. 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