{"product_id":"i-love-losing-money-tee","title":"I love losing money Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Love Losing Money tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's watched their money disappear and decided to make it a personality trait. This is the gambling humor shirt that says what your bank statement already knows. Heavyweight cotton, looks great at the casino, the track, or the unemployment office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've made peace with their financial decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe guy at the poker table who's been rebuying all night. The sports bettor watching their parlay die on the last leg. Your friend who just discovered options trading. Basically anyone who loses money recreationally and wants the world to know they're fully aware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like money you'll never see again (thick, soft, not that thin stuff)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, so your whole degenerate friend group is covered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you've already made enough questionable choices today\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric, colors stay vivid wash after wash (unlike your brokerage account)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is more than we can say for your betting history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a gambler?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for a gambler, because they definitely can't afford to buy it themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePoker night, fantasy football draft, casino trip, bachelor party, or just because someone in your life keeps sending you screenshots of their losses. The I Love Losing Money tee is the shirt they didn't know they needed. And it costs less than one bad hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Available in S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors hold up through the wash cycle better than your portfolio holds up through earnings season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this just about gambling?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about whatever way you love losing money. Gambling, crypto, stocks, online shopping at 2 AM. The shirt doesn't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this to a casino?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can and you should. The pit boss has seen worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e\n{\n  \"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\",\n  \"@type\": \"FAQPage\",\n  \"mainEntity\": [\n    {\n      \"@type\": \"Question\",\n      \"name\": \"Does this shirt run true to size?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n        \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n        \"text\": \"Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Available in S through 4XL.\"\n      }\n    },\n    {\n      \"@type\": \"Question\",\n      \"name\": \"Will the print crack or fade?\",\n      \"acceptedAnswer\": {\n        \"@type\": \"Answer\",\n        \"text\": \"No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. 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