{"product_id":"golf-drunk-driving-tee","title":"Golf Drunk Driving Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Golf Drunk Driving Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats the back nine like a driving course with a blood alcohol requirement. You're not out there to improve your handicap. You're out there because golf carts don't have breathalyzers yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolfers who think the drink cart is the most important vehicle on the course. The kind of people who keep a flask in their bag and call it hydration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your foursome has ever debated whether beer counts as a sports drink, you already own this shirt in spirit. It's the official uniform for the guy who shoots a 112 but has the time of his life doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive a full 18 holes and whatever you spill on the front nine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, even your buddy who retired from exercise)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because a V-neck at the golf course is a different kind of crime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds color longer than you hold your composure on hole 12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, which is good, because it's going to need it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. If someone in your life treats golf as a drinking game with a country club dress code, this is the move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Father's Day, retirement parties, or just as a quiet acknowledgment that their short game gets better after four beers. They'll wear it to every round and blame you when the marshal gives them a look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt does. Relaxed unisex fit in sizes S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, go up one, especially if you plan on eating two hot dogs at the turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this get me kicked off the course?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on the course. Country clubs might have opinions. Public courses have seen worse. 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