{"product_id":"evict-congress-tee","title":"Evict Congress Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Evict Congress Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's watched C-SPAN and thought \"every single one of them.\" Not left, not right, just done. This is the rare political tee that doesn't pick a side because both sides earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly? Everyone from your libertarian uncle to your socialist coworker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Evict Congress Tee hits because it's not about party lines, it's about the shared national pastime of being completely fed up with all of them. You don't need to agree on policy, you just need to agree the building needs fumigating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after one wash (you're making a statement, not an anatomy reveal)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're classy like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the colors stay as loud as your opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors for when you want to match your disappointment to your outfit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually bipartisan?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. This isn't a \"my team good, your team bad\" shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a \"they're all terrible and we deserve better\" shirt. Works at Thanksgiving, protests, and barbecues equally. Nobody can argue with the sentiment because the approval ratings speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about a specific political party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The Evict Congress Tee is an equal opportunity roast. Left, right, center, whatever that third thing is. They can all go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Evict Congress Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on basically every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton and pre-shrunk. Follow the care label and it'll hold up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone into politics?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone who is tired of politics, which is basically everyone at this point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow's the print quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed, so the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. 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